Katie Alender: Hello. My name is Katie Alender and that is Alender, rhymes with calendar, but it's not spelled like calendar because calendar ends with A-R, and my last name ends with E-R. My first name is Katherine and I was named after my father's mother and then my middle name is Helen and I was named after my mother's mother. And I got married, and I took my husband's last name, which is Alender but I couldn't bear to rid of my old last name so I have the longest name in the world, which is is Katherine Helen Schmidt Alender. But you can call Katie Alender, just don't call me Katie Alendar.