Jane Schoenberg: Hello. My name is Jane Schoenberg. It's a good thing that anyone on the planet can pronounce my first name without a problem, because my last name Schoenberg isn't so easy. Over the years, some of the ways I've heard it pronounced are Sconeberg, shunberger, shonenberg, and shoonberg. Maybe that's why I've always asked everybody to call me Jane instead of Ms. Schoenberg, even the kids at school for all the years I was a teacher.